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c0ffeekitten:

c0ffeekitten:
If you think I won’t drink pink lemonade out of a flask, you’re wrong
I feel the need to clarify that I woke up with a powerful desire to make this post and fell back asleep immediately after

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incorrectfmadialogue:

source post

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coolcatgroup:

cutecornflakes:
She photobombed her sister’s picture 😂
Nice hat

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Snake’s voice actor is displeased with his character’s butt reduction in Super Smash Bros Ultimate

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ashestoashesjc:

sandy, you may not have noticed but i am 100% memale

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jodiefoster:

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright
also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today

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eelpatrickharris:

f1rstperson:
soyeahso:
I was looking at contact paper because I have some shelves to line like some kind of adult and while I was innocently browsing, I came across this.
Horrifying. But it got worse.
Imagine coming home from school and your mom’s all “Hey honey I redid your room!”
Jallpaper

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matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

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glumshoe:
glumshoe:
Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them.
(Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.)
Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say “oh wow” in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams “WHAT?!” and mumbles “what a WHOPPER!”
It was hysterically funny discussing politics with him in the room. We’d mention some new scandal and he’d randomly interject with cries of astonishment.
Please let Edgar know that I love him
Edgar has graced my dash twice today and I learned something new each time. I too love him.
I love everything about this, most of all the fact that you named him Edgar because it makes me think of Poe’s “The Raven” immediately
His full name is Edgar Allen Crow.
I don’t know if I added this video to this post but here are some of Edgar’s vocalizations:
Edgar isn’t a pet, he’s an educational “ambassador bird” who lives as a rehab center with licensed professionals due to a permanent foot injury that prevents him from being released to the wild.
I love him and his limp.