Abandon Hope, Ye Who Enter Here

c0ffeekitten: c0ffeekitten: If you think I won’t drink pink lemonade out of a flask, you’re wrong I...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:59:03 -0400

c0ffeekitten:

If you think I won’t drink pink lemonade out of a flask, you’re wrong

I feel the need to clarify that I woke up with a powerful desire to make this post and fell back asleep immediately after

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:58:58 -0400

incorrectfmadialogue: source post

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:58:46 -0400

incorrectfmadialogue:

source post

coolcatgroup: cutecornflakes: She photobombed her sister’s...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:46:10 -0400

coolcatgroup:

cutecornflakes:

She photobombed her sister’s picture 😂

Nice hat

Snake's voice actor is displeased with his character's butt reduction in Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:45:55 -0400

retrogamingblog:

ashestoashesjc: sandy, you may not have noticed but i am 100%...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:45:33 -0400

ashestoashesjc:

sandy, you may not have noticed but i am 100% memale

Video

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:45:05 -0400

jodiefoster: me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright also me: can hold grudges for years,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:44:51 -0400

jodiefoster:

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright
also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today

eelpatrickharris: f1rstperson: soyeahso: I was looking at contact paper because I have some...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:44:45 -0400

eelpatrickharris:

f1rstperson:

soyeahso:

I was looking at contact paper because I have some shelves to line like some kind of adult and while I was innocently browsing, I came across this.

Horrifying. But it got worse.

Imagine coming home from school and your mom’s all “Hey honey I redid your room!”

Jallpaper

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: glumshoe: glumshoe: banashee: un...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:44:20 -0400

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

banashee:

unlicenseddrsexymd:

fieldbears:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them.

(Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.)

Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say “oh wow” in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams “WHAT?!” and mumbles “what a WHOPPER!”

It was hysterically funny discussing politics with him in the room. We’d mention some new scandal and he’d randomly interject with cries of astonishment.

Please let Edgar know that I love him

Edgar has graced my dash twice today and I learned something new each time. I too love him.

I love everything about this, most of all the fact that you named him Edgar because it makes me think of Poe’s “The Raven” immediately

His full name is Edgar Allen Crow.

I don’t know if I added this video to this post but here are some of Edgar’s vocalizations:

Edgar isn’t a pet, he’s an educational “ambassador bird” who lives as a rehab center with licensed professionals due to a permanent foot injury that prevents him from being released to the wild.

I love him and his limp.

pocmemes:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:42:14 -0400

pocmemes:

fr3akuency: sakoshita: Why does no one talk about this Xiaoin...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:41:52 -0400

fr3akuency:

sakoshita:

Why does no one talk about this

Xiaoin Showdown was an amazing fucking show and nobody will tell me otherwise

nest:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:41:43 -0400

nest:

hunchoeatsfirst: lmfao

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:41:38 -0400

hunchoeatsfirst:

lmfao

kirishimagayjirou: todoroki serving up the biggest mood

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:41:03 -0400

kirishimagayjirou:

todoroki serving up the biggest mood

muffdash: The B in Bakugou stands for

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:40:56 -0400

muffdash:

The B in Bakugou stands for

we-are-the-lonely-ones: this was relevant when I was in 6th...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:40:42 -0400

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college

frikiskrew: Audio On

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:35:44 -0400

frikiskrew:

Audio On

dreamsoffools: I like to think that Percy went to say goodbye...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:35:22 -0400

dreamsoffools:

I like to think that Percy went to say goodbye to Mrs O'Leary before he left for New Rome :)

sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: “Millennials are killing this industry!” Nope. You’re a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:34:57 -0400

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

“Millennials are killing this industry!”

Nope. You’re a capitalist, and capitalism runs on supply and demand. Your industry not adapting to our needs or not providing anything we need or want is part of that supply and demand equation. Previous generations didn’t “kill the chariot” industry because cars became a more viable and faster way of travel.

The “killing industries” articles are a way for these corporations to play victim and pretend that their complete uselessness in the modern age - like diamonds in jewelry - is a problem caused by consumers rather than taking responsibility for their products failing to sell for numerous reasons.